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Dealing with frustration

Oh squidgy piglets!

Audio version of this blog post:

Do you get frustrated in the day and just want to roar?

Answer is you can but only in a safe environment. You actually need to also as it is unsafe not to process your emotions.

What I want you to do is forgive people 70 times 7 like Jesus said i.e. He forgave us a massive debt so why should we not forgive our enemies their small debt. This is the parable of the unjust manager. Please read it and understand it.

What I want you to do when you get home though is process your emotions of frustration. A few ideas:

  • Pop a balloon. Have it ready blown up the day before.
  • Have a pile of old junk in your yard or spare room and start destroying it lol. N.B; be careful of sharps and be responsible for any other family members. Notify them first and choose if this is the best option unless you live alone.
  • Listen to Christian heavy metal. Seventh day slumber is good.
  • Hold your hands to your face or go under water in the bath (be responsible again please) and make the silliest faces you can that you would not dare make in the day.
  • Think of something sad in your life so that you can cry. Crying is a massive help.
  • Think of something that will give you a genuine belly laugh. A DVD or some other media, maybe your imagination if you are good at that. Limit the imagination though otherwise your brain will have trouble breaking down the dopamine and you will feel rough.
  • Imagination is good if you are homeless. Friend don’t drink and do drugs, you are loved. Get to a church and find one of the non-plastic people who actually give a monkeys. They exist, just look hard. You need the Lord if you are homeless and work clever not hard.
  • Vent to someone that you trust. Phone someone to vent to if you are alone.
  • Any other ideas that are safe, responsible and work that you can think of.

A book named “The chimp paradox” by Professor Steven Peters suggests that we need to exercise our inner chimp (our emotional part) in a safe and private environment, and then box it by calmly talking to it with our inner human. Then give the chimp a banana as reward e.g. a cup of tea. This is how we manage our emotional inner chimp i.e. practice nurturing it.


Proverbs 20:3 ESV

It is an honor for a man to keep aloof from strife…


Shaaaalommm grrrrr! ☺ lol

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Shopping guide🍌

I have been walking round my home town recently and I am happy to say that I have been more relaxed about the recent zombie outbreak. Morag and Slemmith seem to be getting on better now.

However some bloaters seem to have escaped the barricade.

A good diet with clever ways to do it:

  • If you are homeless then get bananas for a soft Potassium happiness boost. Get a good multi-vitamin box too and see it help in a short while. Decaf coffees, tea and snuggly hot chocolates so you can sleep when you need to.
  • Lots of water (this applies to everyone). N.B; if your not homeless then give the above to the homeless and get karma for your philanphrophic banana (not that we get to heaven that way).
  • Jacket spud with tuna mayo and salad done right can make you feel strong.
  • Look at the colours of the adverts in your food items. Naughty companies choose red and white e.g. see how England pasted it’s flag over William Wallis’s Scotland flag. Learn other colours too and have a relaxing brew. N.B; this is not always true therefore discern other ways too.
  • Please choose organic as it helps the animals, gives you more nutrients to feel good and if you choose right then honest companies benefit. Such companies having more money and thus influence will bring a practical sort of karma to you.
  • Eat your greens and have smoothies. Boil sprouts and have them with something or blanc them and freeze for later. They make you feel great and if you collect the water after, you can choose to drink it for a turbo boost (can freeze this separately too).
  • Read the labels. Choose products with high amounts of the ingredients you need e.g. B vitamins if you are tired or your mental health is wobbling. Work out what you need. Too much sugar is bad for mental health.
  • Choose products that have low amounts of what does not help you e.g. gluten if you get Irritable Bowell Syndrome (IBS).
  • Chocolate when you are down. I would never deprive you of this 🙂
  • Alternatives like Macha green tea and other unusual foods can be very beneficial i.e. green tea has lots of ant-oxidents. A 2:5 week fasting or vegetarian diet maybe. Research the benefits.
  • Filtered water at home. Does not have to be a pricey device.
  • Get your protein. Nuts and other alternatives if you are a vegetarian. Again, organic is best.
  • Orange juice decanted into plastic bottles and then frozen to have with a boiled egg in the morning (scramble if you get IBS). The vitamins will help you get the protein.

Do the above and see how much better you feel. You will be surprised.

I did this and you should too as you can eat healthy and be without joy (above and below is recommended though):

Matthew 6:33 ESV

“But seek first the kingdom of God and his righteousness, and all these things will be added to you.”

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Cuddle up with Jesus – He loves you massively

Audio version

The bible is also known as the Word and the Word is actually Jesus:

Oh child, how I love you.

John 1:1‭-‬5 English Standard Version

“In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. He was in the beginning with God. All things were made through him, and without him was not any thing made that was made. In him was life, and the life was the light of men. The light shines in the darkness, and the darkness has not overcome it.”

So if you are reading your bible, maybe getting into a Psalm like Psalm 23, then you are cuddling up to Jesus in your spirit as He loves you.

He loves you so much that He died on a cross for you. He is the bible in your hands and all around you too as He is God.

In time you can really get the hang of this way of thinking and actually get a proper spiritual cuddle. It makes sense as God is love.

Take it slow reading your bible first off though. Don’t beat yourself up reading lots and lots but do try.

Don’t beat yourself up with the King James Version unless you like it with it’s thou’s and thee’s.

Try the English Standard Version or even easier and fun is the Message version.

Guys, we do not actually need to work our way to God with good deeds such as giving to charity. God likes that kind of stuff but He is saying that He loves you anyway.

What God wants is a relationship with you. We get that relationship by faith and the bible is the best place to get that after praising Him as He is lovely. Prayer is maybe third best and He always hears and wants to bless your socks off.

Relationship is not religion so chill out and enjoy His love.

You find after a while that you feel so loved by God that you start overflowing with love and blessing people. Feels amazing.

Word up duck! 🙂

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Vampire culling

Back to the abyss, aaah!
This is the audio version of this blog post 🌞

I was just thinking about my new vampire E-cig fluid today when a young lady who looked just like a vampire passed me. She was dangerously pretty and of course this must have been a sign to write this post.

What I am really getting at is that we need our vitamin D, and a good way to get it is to get some sunshine on your face without looking at the sun directly.

It actually does a lot more than just vitamin D – do a bit of research as it makes you feel so much better inside.

I reckon it is spiritual also. Maybe the science brain Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD) and/or the spiritual mind light into the soul.

You can get Vitamin D through a window but much much less so don’t stay on GTA 5 all day, get out and go for a coffee somewhere or at least go to a gaming convention and pwn somebody 🙂

Get other sources of vitamin D when it is not sunny. Do your Interweb research e.g. blood theft prevention:

Proverbs 4:18-19 ESV

The path of the righteous is like the first light of day shining ever brighter till the full light of day. The path of the wicked is like deep darkness, they do not know what they stumble over.


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Big Lessons 1-10 series

I have been through a bit of a tribulation period in my life and came through it.

God let this this happen in order that I would learn to look after myself and then pass this wisdom on to others in order to help them look after themselves.

This is the Big Lessons (BL) series:

  1. The sinful lilo (conquering sin)
  2. Relax And Try (surviving persecution)
  3. Storms (Word foundation & do what Dad says)
  4. Understanding (the DUWD)
  5. Hebrews 12:5-6 (caring discipline)
  6. Your talking device (the power of what we say)
  7. Pacing it (Proverbs 16:32)
  8. Rationing (life or lock up)
  9. Exercise (a game changer)
  10. Being methodical (best way to do stuff)

Disclaimer for not being methodical; these posts are not displayed in order on the blog.

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Big Lesson 1 – the sinful lilo

Audio version

Are you always struggling with the same old sins? Do you end up feeling down as the tempter got you again and then told you your muppet after?

What if you have a few sins that always re-occur but one of them is the root. What if they all went if the root went.

What I mean is maybe one sin is making you a mess and when you struggle to give up, this sin produces other sins to compensate, like a lilo i.e. you push down one part of the lilo (maybe smoking), and another part of the lilo pops up (maybe Ben and Jerry’s icecream). Result is you get fat or feel rubbish smoking:

Tackle your root sin. Draw a graph of how and when you sin in order to work out what your root is. What a clever way to repent and have a joyful life instead as sin will make a Christian a shaky mess. See how wisdom tastes and smells instead:

Proverbs 3:13 ESV “Blessed is the one who finds wisdom, and the one who gets understanding”

Sin does make you a mess:

Target your worst sin and get rid of it. It is smoking in the above paragraphs as it is highly addictive. You might scoff delicious chocolates for a while like I do, but soon you will adapt.

Wanting to escape reality with chocolate, smoking, drinking and other routes will make you an addict. Being an addict will obviously be reflected in the way you relate to people e.g. you will only seek what you want to get your fix and people will not like you.

Have a trusted Brother or Sister in Christ to be accountable to about your sin problems and make sure you pray about it. Learn wisdom in order to cleverly conquer it. There is a whole book in the bible devoted to wisdom. The book of Proverbs. Get wisdom, it is delicious!

Shalom 😃💛

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Big Lession 2 – Relax And Try

Audio version

If you Relax And Try, you will not feel like the dude in the image above.

Things seem to be a bit stormy in the world at the moment. At least that is the way it seems to me in the UK due to brexit.

If you are having to deal with stressful situations e.g. people are being mean to you, you have lots of jobs you must finish or even if it is just coping with normal life, then I have a game changing solution.

When your body is in a relaxed state, your brain is able to make more complete decisions. This way you will be successful in what you are doing as you will make rational decisions.

It seems simple but if you Relax And Try (RAT) as hard as you can then you will win.

When you believe that you are able, it would be a good idea to practice your patience by deliberately choosing a busy supermarket queue so that you practice. See how perfectly you can manage it. Youths may be yelling at each other in the queue but stand firm as your relaxed mind knows you are on the right side of the law. Minions barge you but again you know the law and if you let them hit you with no provocation then you actually win as they go in the cell.

The opposite is getting yourself anxious as they intimidate you and then you give the fight response of the fight or flight in built natural reaction we all have. This will make you start shouting and hitting out which will then get you in the cell while the minions go and kick a homeless man before they get home where they plan more evil. Running away which is the flight response will get you in a cell too as people will not understand. Lets face it guys, anti-semitism is on the rise and the UK is in a bit of a mess.

Jesus will do the rest for you if you Relax And Try as hard as you can.

Find ways to relax e.g. focus on your breathing or focus on the soles of your shoes as you walk along. Invent ways to be mindful and research mindfullness in order to relax.

Learn this well and it will become a habit in a few weeks. You will feel empowered and be able to thrive in and not just survive the current times.

This is a powerful proverb and if you get the hang of it you will win.

Proverb 16:32 ESV

“Better a patient person than a warrior, one who holds his temper than one who takes a whole city”

That is a whole city. That is how powerful the virtue of patience is.


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Big Lesson 10 – Being methodical (best way to do stuff)

Methodical means systematic. Like a computer you do things in the correct order in order to be the most efficient.

Have you ever been camping and lost your phone or other important item on the ground? Did you panic and search for it in random locations and then get super stressed as you could not call for help?

Maybe you left it by the river where you had a shower, came up to camp and then realised you have not got it anymore.

You search your left trouser pocket then your trouser leg pocket then wrongly your left pocket again as you are panicking and not thinking right.

You search the ground at random locations and then your rucksack and then your left pocket again.

You are panicking and run to the river. You break down and cry as you have no phone.

After you have read this post you will know what to do instead of what is written above.

The first thing to do when you lose something is tell yourself not to panic. Be calm and be systematic.

Time one minute on your watch to think back in your mind where you have just been and where it could be. If it does not come to mind then start your search.

Search the pockets of the clothes you are wearing but do it systematically. What I mean is left then right pockets and the rest but make sure you do not repeat any pockets.

Search your rucksack and other areas but do it systematically.

When you search the ground by the river later on, pick a section of ground maybe 4 meters by 4 meters and scan each square meter from the top left to the top right. Then do the second row from left to right. Then row 3 and 4. This is what I mean by systematic.

So you still cannot find it. Panicking and stressing does not help anything so tell yourself the truth that it will turn up soon. Now your not panicking you can make a plan e.g. work out the closest direction to a pay phone. I have always found that the item turned up after this.

Did you know that when you hoover the floor at home, doing it systematically from top left to top right and so on like searching at the river, will make it seem like a lot less time.

Apply this way of working to the way you do survival and you will win.

Oh crap! Where’s my chocolate? 😋🍫

Bless ya 💛

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Spiritual warfare

Audio version

People are desperate and afraid because of Brexit therefore they turn to unhealthy things like witchcraft for hope and protection.

Look at the media for clues e.g. I saw the “Take a Break” magazine cover the other day and it is riddled with it. Spells, horoscopes, horror films and more! This will rot your soul and take away your hope instead.

Not that it is wrong to take a break and relax 🙂

Witchcraft is detestable to God and it hurts kids and breaks up relationships. It makes God furious (Jesus), it ruins peoples lives (Others) and it steals your soul (You). It hurts the JOY in this world and I hate it with a passion.

How to defend yourself:

  • Praise Jesus. Praise is the highest level of faith.
  • Read your bible. Faith comes through hearing and hearing through the word of God. Jesus is the Word.
  • Serve God in actions. This really helps as it gives you the breastplate of righteousness.
  • Get yourself wisdom and understanding. Understanding cuts through the lies of witchcraft like a hot knife through butter.
  • Sensibly listen to Christian heavy metal like “Seventh day slumber”, do some press ups and have some frickin courage!
  • Learn about spiritual warfare from very trust worthy sources and become a spiritual soldier.

Example of withcraft abuse from neighbour:

Neighbour looks over the fence of your house, pretends not to see you and then gives you subtle verbal abuse after you say hello e.g. a condescending but polite pronouciation of your name. Witches are clever and use psychology. Later in conversation they subtly remind you of a failure you made at work this week. Your esteem is low now. Witch says to you “here take this turkish delight, I don’t like it”.

You back inside and leave the sweets on the kitchen unit for few hours as you think about the job failure and your neighbour also as you sit on a kitchen chair looking at the sweets.

She has a spiritual connection to you through an object now and can plant whispers in your mind e.g. drink alcohol to escape the hurt of the job failure. Every day she talks to you over the fence and it gets deeper and deeper until the pile of empty bottles of gin gets higher and higher.

Tommy does not have a Dad anymore.

This is illegal in Israel.

Proverbs 4:18‭-‬19 ESV “But the path of the righteous is like the light of dawn, which shines brighter and brighter until full day. The way of the wicked is like deep darkness; they do not know over what they stumble.”

Bless you,


What better way to end the day than by raising your imaginary Moses staff, praising Jesus and asking for all the enemies seeds sown at night to not take root so that the world will be a better place for the gospel tomorrow.

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Alternate Nostril Breathing (ANB) to prevent sealing of frontal lobe

I will just say first that praising Jesus is the best way to avoid the mark.

Don’t be scared of this post. Fear and excitement are very similar therefore you can switch it in your mind easily to be excited instead when you are afraid.

Alternate Nostril Breathing (ANB) can be used as a form of relaxation also. Just incase it is not the end of the world lol.

Fear and excitement are similar emotions thus you can switch your fear to excitement at any time e.g. in awe, witness the miracles of God like lightning strike people who carry out evil deeds. Sounds fair.

The last book of the 66 books in the bible is Revelation.

This book uses symbolic language to explain end times and how God will rescue His children and bring them into heaven.

This is the last battle that will occur ever. CS Lewis in the Chronicles of Narnia made this the last of the Chronicles and called this book “The last battle”. This book is written for children so that they can understand appropriately. The metaphors made explain the Gospel e.g. Aslan the lion being Jesus.

In this battle the devil will try and stop you getting to heaven. Revelation speaks of people being given the mark of the beast AKA the mark of the devil. That is sealed with the mark for destruction.

Revelation 13:16 (ESV)

‘Also it causes all, both small and great, both rich and poor, both free and slave, to be marked on the right hand or the forehead, ‘

Why? Your frontal lobe is where your imagination is. The mark is on your frontal lobe and consists of your imagination being sealed up completely.

Alternate Nostril Breathing frees up your frontal lobe:

  1. You put your two fingers nearest your thumb between your eyebrows and on your forehead.
  2. Put your thumb on one nostril to seal it.
  3. Breath out of the open nostril and then in for the count of eight each way.
  4. Hold both nostrils for four second.
  5. Hold other nostril with little finger and breath out of the open nostril and then in for the count of eight each way.
  6. Ten repetions or as many needed to stop the mark. You will be able to tell.

NB. Look at the rude hand gesture that it makes, that points away from your imagination location. Just a clue. What is the actual meaning of that hand gesture. 🙂

Christians you say that you are safe from the mark. That is true, but what if with a bit of faith and understanding, ANB is one of the things that you can use can to be safe.

Praising Jesus is the main thing to do and the difference this makes is tangible. Think thoughts of praise in your mind if you are in a dangerous situation. A good pastor once told me that if you can praise God in a difficult situation then it shows you are a strong Christian.

Reading a story book helps too. Gets the imagination going again.

Christians have been known to sing praise aloud before being fed to lions so it is your call about praising Jesus in your mind. Makes for a tastier Christian.

NB. I would never add or take from the words of the bible. I offer this advice through my experience of being persecuted by the system.

Look at the music artist Byork’s album covers and read about how the system (media in this case) gave her red mist i.e. you see red mist when you are angry and then you go for people. The system tried to stop her beautiful and imaginative music by enraging her.

A sacred place that I want to protect is a blog post that discusses the imagination also:

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Super present – bike down hill, fold, bus up

Lets go downhilling BSA style!
Yes boss!

Fold up bikes are great for bus and train. Wisely choose a good quality one that is not too pricey.
Get your tyres pumped up solid and go for a ride down and a hill and along flat which is more pleasant than up hill, fold your bike and get the bus back up the hill.

Proverbs 3:17 ESV

“Her ways are ways of pleasantness, and all her paths are peace.”

Always bring a puncture repair kit and a spare inner tube if you are able to mend punctures. Pay for slime to be put in your tyres at a bike shop if you cannot repair punctures. It seals the puncture holes as you go along as the air from the hole binds the slime. Slime binding 😋
Helmet, lights and high visibility jacket too obviously.

The law states that it is up to the bus driver’s discretion if you can bring the fold up bike onto the bus or not. Basicaly, if you spend about £150 first hand on a fold up bike or get a second hand one that was worth that much, then you will get one that can be compact enough e.g. pedals that fold inward.

I had an old banger of a fold up bike that I got in a charity shop. One grumpy bus driver said no and I chatted to another bus driver about the youth of today after he let me on. Ah, when I was a lad we had downhill contests on our penny farthings 😋

This post is especially relevant if you are elderely.

What a super present for the one you love.

I want you to enjoy Summer when it comes along. It is all about staying healthy and enjoying the sunshine. I have said a few things in another blog post about how the sunshine can help you:

Vampire culling

Slarlom, oops er shalom ☺

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Fire and water

Audio version of this blog post 💛
An explosion of light in the invisible world


What happens when you add more fire to fire?

It burns hotter.

What happens when you put water on the fire?

The fire stops.


Do we fight hate with more hate?

The fighting increases and you and your enemies suffer more.

Do we quench hate with love?

“But I say to you, Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you,”
Matthew 5:44 ESV

I know it is hard but pray for help to do it. Pray that one day you can do it if you cannot do it now.

When you forgive, you are released from a spiritual pickle.

What I mean is, the person who hurt you has forgotten about it and is happy but you are still upset and hurt inside.

If you forgive, the hurt disappears and your will be released. It is amazing how tangible it can be sometimes. I have forgiven before and then my physical state changes significantly i.e. the tension in my muscles vanishes and my posture straightens up.

Read the parable of the unjust manager. It is basicly saying that if Jesus forgave us for our big million pound debt, then we should forgive our enemy of their ten pound debt.

Forgiveness is so vital folks.

I am sick of all the evil in this world. I wish we could all just get on ❤

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A sacred place that I want to protect

Audio explanation of this blog post
Einstein said this is anyone’s power but be careful of karma

Your frontal lobe in your brain is where your imagination is, the place where the heavenlies are for you, the place where you run away to Abba Father as a child – a sacred place.

It is the place that witches and other such minions obviously try and target.
Having funny imaginations is absolutely fine and just like Elijah at mount Carmel, if you mock their magic (you can do this in your imaginations) and have a good chuckle, it’s power will be brought to it’s knees.

Brothers and Sisters, smoking is not a sin but you would be much happier off of them and so Jesus would be happy for you too.

When you quit smoking, life feels so much richer, sometimes like when you were a child. The chemicals in cigarettes do not do your frontal lobe any good. Remember that is where your imagination is.

No smoking is by far the best way but if you want to cut down then quit then get a ecig but be very careful with your liquids please. Assess how it makes you feel after a few puffs please.

Buying a proper E-cigarette which costs about £100 (you can also get more affordable deals which are less):

• 5000 unknown chemicals in cigarettes. Only 72 unknown in E-cig fluid.
• Any flavour from strawberry to chocolate to jam donut.
• Cut down nicotine levels over time easily by buying different levels in your liquid.
• Changeable amount of vapour.
• They have been out for a while now (“no one knows the long-term effects” is old now) and they are safe e.g. diactol which causes popcorn lung has been removed from the liquids.

This has got me off fags for two years and I have done a half-marathon. I puff on my E-cig like a chimney with 6mg nicotine in my fluids. Do not puff that much yourself please. I am highlighting that you can be fit on an ecig.

Print this stronghold buster out and use once a day for two months. Just read it – don’t struggle through it but do it:

In Jehovah Ratha’s name I affirm smoking hurts me and others a lot as it is a nasty habit therefore I will quit smoking so I can bless this temple of the Holy Spirit that has been bought with a price:

• Feel fresher and more attractive
• Smell nice
• not be in slavery
• more understanding thus less stress
• have more money
• holier to serve
• enjoy e-cig flavours
• life is richer
• Smoking is nasty and destroys me
• add other reasons you can think of

I smash my habit of smoking to pieces, in Jesus name!

Thank you Jesus that I will quit smoking and feel great as I can do all things in Christ who strengthens me.

Any problems after that then go to a pipe at least as the tobacco is less damaging.


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Mindfullness for Ches homeless & all (the last first into heaven)

If you are homeless, then after trusting in Jesus as your only Lord to protect you, mindfullness can be amazing to help you thrive and not just survive.
Mindfullness is a bit like meditation.

Chesterfield homeless, I want to give you so much food that you look twice as fat and happy as Buddha shown below (this is my aim):

Ommmm, ommm….

I use mindfullness for my mental health problems and it really works.

Buddha did metitation and he really knew how to chill out and if you are homeless then you can use it too.

Mindfullness which is meditation, can relax your mind. You can then make more complete decisions in order to thrive and not just survive e.g. having a delicious £1 latte, rollie and mini bible read in the morning  while watching the sun rise wearing warm clothes.

You breathe a relaxed satisfied hmmm as you have your belongings sorted out as they are spread around in secret stashes that you remember.

Once you have wrapped up well try mindfullness. Mindfullness and staying still will make your temperature drop a little bit so be ready.

Find a quiet spot in some woods or the park and get comfy. Then say a quick prayer to Jesus so that your mind is protected for your chill out time.

  • Get ready. Sit and relax your body for a couple of minutes. If you feel agitated then count down from 10 seconds or do 3 deep but slow breathes in and out.
  • Now relax your whole body and bring your focus to your feet. Let all the tensions go out from your feet until there is no tension at all.
  • Now do your ankles, shins and knees.
  • All your body parts all the way up to your hooter and head.
  • Now relax your whole body, sit and feel good for a while.
  • You feel like a slothe. Calm and ready to slowly do your next move in order to help yourself e.g. getting a tent donated to you 🙂

Ultimately, Jesus controls how we feel, and He does not want us all tensed up and unhappy. He loves you and wants the best for you remember.

Anxiety in a man’s heart weighs him down, but a good word makes him glad. Proverbs 12:25 ESV (English Standard Version bible)

Shalom 🙂

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Recent troubles in Ches

Last night at 1.20am I witnessed a serious crime. I saw five labradors (very organised, probably from London) break into Meadowfresh butchers and steal five crates of premium grade cumberland sausages.

After picking up their scent I managed to collar one of them and get a photograph. Like I say, they are very sophisticated. The one I caught looks just like a poodle:

If you have been a victim of organised labrador crime then please read my blog for practical advice on how to survive and continue to live a normal happy life in Jesus.

There are labradoodles now which could mean the end is nigh!

## Update; labradoodles have been rioting outside Mc Donalds and threatening a take over by force. I have been advised that you should give them Walls sausages to appease them. This could be our only hope of being able to continue eating big tasty burgers. If we run out of Walls sausages then we have nothing left than to beg the Lord for mercy.


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Ches homeless – silent demonstration & mental diary

First of all I apologise for recently venting publicly against fascism. Fascism is depraved but venting frustration is not a good example to others.

Silent demonstration

I have explained how the negative people of this world have a go at the good homeless people, in this this post:

Chesterfield homeless ratio principle

Guys I recommend that you use a peaceful but clever solution to fight back. A solution is silent demonstration e.g. a white person in a rascist country bravely does something like sit next to a black person on the bus every day to work and persists until people start examining their hearts about how wrong rascism is.

Honest homeless people, I know you try your best to survive and give up sometimes too, bless you, keep on and don’t give up, your loved. The bible says:

“Blessed are the poor in spirit as they will get to heaven”

I suggest you all wear something like a white ribbon or white bag tied to your backpack shoulder so it can be seen from the front in order to protest against people making you out as a fraud. I think the ratio of bad homeless frauds who copy this will not be able to hide their facial expressions as they will feel too guilty in their conscience and therefore will expose themselves in their facial expressions. Especially in front of good people.

I hope in time that this tactic works and gets the good homeless into shelters with warm food.

Mental diary

Good homeless people, at the end of the day I recommend that you think back on some of the positive events in the day e.g. having a coffee and a rolley or when someone dropped you a £20 to spend on something positive like a tent.

If you do this then your mind will be much better and you can then work clever and not hard. This means not gritting your teeth to get stuff done but instead being calm, clever and winning.

It is your choice but I suggest you pray to God who is Jesus. He loves you no matter what you have done (not that it is right to be naughty).

Pray for a house and family and to be given work and a better life where you can be happy. It is very possible and it can and does happen.

Bless you 💛

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Chesterfield homeless ratio principle

The information in this post is true as I have experience in what is written. In other words, this is from the horses mouth as I have had conversations with the homeless, the police and I was a horse myself (homeless).

There is a ratio of good homeless people to bad homeless people (frauds) and what is important anyway is that they are flesh and blood just like us. Whoever reads this, that means you too with your salmon sandwich.

Read on but, see how we can help the homeless in this post: Ephesians 6 oh but the breastplate

This principle of good and bad ratio can be applied to everything and anyone e.g:

  • There is good and bad food on the super market shelves depending on where you shop. Shopping guide post: Shopping guide
  • Good and bad in the government but a small few good as you can see with Brexit’s problems. This post is for my opinion of Brexit: Love’s Brexit solution
  • Even good and bad in heavy metal e.g. Marilyn Manson’s demonic rage in fight song or Rage Against the Machine’s truth in the Guerilla radio song.

The bad in the government harass me using psychology types and financial persecution. I am squeeze persecuted. See the “Freedom?” post: Freedom?

They use people to briefly act as people in my past (personality types) in order to gather information to use against me. Psychology is the study of behavior and so they study me. N.B; they study your statistics on Facebook but that is another story.

The Government use the technique that Alistair McGowan used in the big impression on TV i.e have an image in your mind of the person you want to copy and then you can do an impression to mock them.

Good homeless people are being persecuted in this way too e.g. deformation of character through this type psychology. A homeless person who I wont name for safety has had types put in place to look like him but coming out of a nice house and wearing nice clothes in order to make him out as a fraud.

This is all part of the council’s heavy handed and uncaring way of getting the homeless of the streets so that it looks more attractive for tourism and trade.

Which leads me to say that a lot of the homeless in this town are truly frauds with flats and they still get into the shelters and get the food, which means the good ones shiver and get hungry outside.

The bad in the police get fed up with the whole homeless mess

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There is good in the police too remember.

Brexxit IMO indirectly encourages anti-Semitism and also anti-diversity. See the news and compare your sources to find a true answer.

Jesus said:

“Father forgive them as they know not what they do”

At the same time that nails were being banged through His wrists. Therefore who are we not to forgive all this mess I have written about when He forgives us.

More hate just fuels the fire and more people get hurt anyway, including yourself. Fire and water post: Fire and water

Good homeless, I suggest that you wear distinctive clothing and think how you can get round the problem I have written about above.

People in charge of towns, cities and the church, we need wisdom please. Pray for a spirit of wisdom and get into reading Proverbs which is wisdom literature (a whole big book of the bible devoted to wisdom). Just understand the true riddle of a few Proverbs a day. Don’t read a whole chapter.


  • Examine your heart. Look at the motivations deep inside your heart.
  • be Wise, read those Proverbs.
  • be Faithful. Read your bible for faith. Love your neighbor (the greatest commandment).

We fight back with love and we love with wisdom.

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Love’s Brexit solution

Brexit’s friendly badger

What if all these grumpy people in parliament indirectly and unknowingly bring this nation togethor in love and also set a pattern for other nations to do so too?

All their having a go at each other and making silly rules that evidently don’t work, leads this country into a right pickle. Squidgy piglets, the lot of them.

But is it such a pickle in the long run? What if this nation is forced into a situation where we will need to help each other as things get so bad.

Anyway, half of the country got what they did not want in the vote and if it works or not, the main problem IMO is the anxiety and fear that surrounds the whole blummin thing. It would have worked either way if it was not for the fear and anxiety.

This is the same thinking but suited better to the more academic sort:

Romans 8:28 “And we know in all things, God works for the good of those who love him, those who are called according to his purpose.”

So maybe the Brexiter’s will be part of the “all things”.

I said it before and I will say it again. We need the Lord Jesus on our side as in our own strength we are just naughty naughty no matter how hard we try.

He loves you unconditionaly no matter how naughty we have been so just pray and mean this:

“Lord Jesus I realise I am a human and I struggle with being naughty, you said in your love letter (the bible), that you would forgive me. Please forgive me and help me to be a better person and love my neighbour. Jesus I believe you are God and that you rose from the dead after the cross where you died for my sins”.

Let’s learn to love our neighbour in this time of pickle. We may see another way of life and so end up better than we were with the riches we had before Brexit i.e. we will be drinking chicken soup for our souls and not bloating over lobster.

You can turn fear to excitement by the way. They are emotions that are not very far from each other. You can switch it in your mind.

Check out this post too. It will help you with any worry about the news:


This is important; we all love complaining about Brexit (including me 😋), but lets add discussion of solutions to our conversations too.


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Power of the cuddle ❤

Quantum carbon fiber micro chips that take off, the mind bending psychology professor with a remarkably massive forehead, the latest temporary television star that is shaking your heart so much that you sprint down the road to buy Hello magazine. And then the old lady who you met by the bus stop one morning who gave you a hug because you were feeling down.

In my opinion the old lady wins straight away. Not that science, brains and some TV is not good. Do you remember how the hug felt though. Like you were touched by a small bit of heaven. Like deep down in your weary soul, some chicken soup was poured in.

In heaven it is just love as in heaven it is just God there. God is love. You just got a bit of heaven.

I believe Jesus is God.

“If I speak in the tongues of men and of angels, but have not love, I am a noisy gong or a clanging cymbal. And if I have prophetic powers, and understand all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have all faith, so as to remove mountains, but have not love, I am nothing. So now faith, hope, and love abide, these three; but the greatest of these is love.”
1 Corinthians 13:1‭-‬2‭, ‬13 ESV

N.B; old ladies please don’t put yourself at risk unnecessarily. I am sure you are good judges of character by now. Just as you do not laugh at a joke that is not funny, please do not force yourself to hug people. Let it occur naturally when the time is right.

Always love though.

This post we are on now is the water in this post:

Fire and water

A handbag weilded with years of ancient Chinese martial arts level precision is a force to be reckoned with. Heaven shakes…

Only messing 🙂

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The perfect solo coffee time

Cosy Winter coffee

The perfect solo coffee time – Word / relaxation / readings of wisdom.

Fancy a cuppa tea or a coffee? Then either at home with one of those chilled iced coffee cartons or out at a nice cafe:

  • Read yourself your fav Psalm (don’t beat yourself up with the KJV version unless you like it).
  • Got some faith from your Psalm, now read two Proverbs but make sure you understand it’s riddle i.e. completely understand it.
  • Now slump in your chair like a lazy sloth, relax your whole sloth like body from toe to head and prepare for relaxed and thus effective reading that comes next.
  • Two pages at a time of three different, small, wisely chosen books e.g. 3:4 days a week fasting book (for God) and you happen to lose weight, a nutritional handbook, and any other small book that does not make you feel like you are working as a labourer on a building site.

Do this and so find yourself becoming wiser and so much more joyful and wanting to bless others in a clever well thought out way.

Shalom 😊

If you can start your day like this then you are in for a winner. Have a look at this post:

Start your day with the Word of God

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Metallica – One (torture)

In the heavy metal music video One by Metallica it shows a man in war time strapped to a bed with a wire going through his head and a mask on his face so he cannot see or speak. He keeps saying “someone please help me” in his thoughts as he lays there. His torturers eat delicious food and party in a separate room.

This kind of stuff happens in war time and this video is old too.

Now this kind of stuff happens to anyone that is considered a problem to unethical Government, but in a new more sophisticated way e.g. someone with the necessary skills parks outside your house and just like the devil whispers horrific taunts in your mind, some people (e.g. Russians or people using witchcraft) will do this. Sounds dumb? Ok, you have seen what Derran Brown and Dynamo can do, surely they can send a whisper to your head. How about “you have been given an ADHD drug”. You then cannot sleep and lay awake for ages in your bed in thinking mode. Bet you had a night like that. Then you are given a well planned set of whispers which immobilizes you and then starts an exponential pain curve e.g. just like hell in your mind.

Proverbs 3:13 Blessed is the person who finds wisdom, the person who finds understanding.

When you know what I have stated in the two paragraphs above, you can easily defeat this type of evil i.e. get out of bed and have some water, go back to bed and never let the curve start (get out again if it does) and think in pictures or even better clear your head before you sleep.

Pictures do not react to a verbal whispers in your mind. If they are good they can use pictures (I had this with a witch before). Clear your mind for this.

Proverbs 27:12 A prudent person sees danger far off and hides, but the simple carry on and suffer for it.

Learn to meditate, clear your mind and think in pictures in anticipation of this.

Government’s are usually heavy handed and won’t let you explain yourself before it happens e.g. I was homeless and I went of grid, then got a house and did some half-marathons etc in the grid. I give to the poor and preach the good news of Christ crucified. All this but the Government harasses me.

My Lord Jesus gave me the balls to say this. This is the kind of stuff that spies learn and I had to learn it after giving tangerines to the poor. I got this wisdom from the Lord in Scotland when I was camping and on the run.

I hope this stops a lot of pain.

Bless you, in Jesus name.

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UK needs to repent of witchcraft – you are loved

Audio version

Guys, witchcraft will rot your soul and take away all the richness from your life. The richness that you felt when you were in your childhood, the richness that smoking cigarettes takes away.

In the old testament it says the witchcraft is detestable to God. That is because He loves you and wants you to have a rich and happy life.

Guys it hurts kids, it hurts you and because of that it makes your loving heavenly Father sad.

Israel kept going into idolatry and following the Baals but God always took them back as He loves them and loves you.


The Bible expressly condemns all forms of witchcraft.

Question: “What does the Bible say about witchcraft / witches? Should a Christian fear witchcraft?”

The Bible has a lot to say about witchcraft. Witchcraft and its many cousins, such as fortune-telling and necromancy, are Satan’s counterfeits to holy spirituality. The Bible expressly condemns all forms of witchcraft.

Since early times, people have sought supernatural experiences God did not endorse. The nations that surrounded the Promised Land were saturated with such practices, and God had stern words for His people concerning any involvement with them. Deuteronomy 18:9–12 says, “When you enter the land the Lord your God is giving you, do not learn to imitate the detestable ways of the nations there. Let no one be found among you who sacrifices their son or daughter in the fire, who practices divination or sorcery, interprets omens, engages in witchcraft, or casts spells, or who is a medium or spiritist or who consults the dead. Anyone who does these things is detestable to the Lord.”

God takes witchcraft very seriously. The penalty for practicing witchcraft under the Mosaic Law was death (Exodus 22:18; Leviticus 20:27). First Chronicles 10:13 tells us that “Saul died because he was unfaithful to the LORD; he did not keep the word of the LORD and even consulted a medium for guidance.” In the New Testament, “sorcery” is translated from the Greek word pharmakeia, from which we get our word pharmacy (Galatians 5:20; Revelation 18:23). Witchcraft and spiritism often involve the ritualistic use of magic potions and mind-controlling drugs. Using illicit drugs can open ourselves up to the invasion of demonic spirits. Engaging in a practice or taking a substance to achieve an altered state of consciousness is a form of witchcraft.

There are only two sources of spiritual power: God and Satan. Satan has only the power that God allows him to have, but it is considerable (Job 1:12; 2 Corinthians 4:4; Revelation 20:2). To seek spirituality, knowledge, or power apart from God is idolatry, closely related to witchcraft. First Samuel 15:23 says, “For rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft, and stubbornness is as iniquity and idolatry.” Witchcraft is Satan’s realm, and he excels in counterfeiting what God does. When Moses performed miracles before Pharaoh, the magicians did the same things through demonic power (Exodus 8:7). At the heart of witchcraft is the desire to know the future and control events that are not ours to control. Those abilities belong only to the Lord. This desire has its roots in Satan’s first temptation to Eve: “You can be like God” (Genesis 3:5).

Since the Garden of Eden, Satan’s major focus has been to divert human hearts away from worship of the true God (Genesis 3:1). He entices humans with the suggestions of power, self-realization, and spiritual enlightenment apart from submission to the Lord God. Witchcraft is merely another branch of that enticement. To become involved in witchcraft in any way is to enter Satan’s realm. Seemingly “harmless” modern entanglements with witchcraft can include horoscopes, Ouija boards, Eastern meditation rituals, and some video and role-playing games. Any practice that dabbles in a power source other than the Lord Jesus Christ is witchcraft. Revelation 22:15 includes witches in a list of those who will not inherit eternal life: “Outside are the dogs, those who practice magic arts, the sexually immoral, the murderers, the idolaters and everyone who loves and practices falsehood.”

We don’t need to fear Satan’s power, but we should respect it and stay away from it. First John 4:4 says, “Greater is He who is in you, than he who is in the world.” Satan can create much havoc, harm, and destruction, even in the lives of believers (1 Thessalonians 2:18; Job 1:12–18; 1 Corinthians 5:5). However, if we belong to the Lord Jesus Christ, there is no power that can ultimately defeat us (Isaiah 54:17). We are overcomers (1 John 5:4) as we “put on the whole armor of God so that you can take your stand against the devil’s schemes” (Ephesians 6:11). When we give our lives to Christ, we must repent. This repentance should include renouncing any involvement with witchcraft, following the example of the early believers in Acts 19:19.

Isaiah 8:19 says, “When someone tells you to consult mediums and spiritists, who whisper and mutter, should not a people inquire of their God? Why consult the dead on behalf of the living?” When we follow those words to their logical conclusion, we could also ask, “Why seek any power apart from the source of all real power? Why seek spirits who are not the Holy Spirit?” Witchcraft and its many counterparts promise spirituality but lead only to emptiness and death (Micah 5:12; Galatians 5:19–21). Only Jesus has the words of life (John 6:68).


Pray to Jesus to help you repent. Don’t forget that He loves you massively and will forgive you and help you.

Bless you guys.

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Big Lesson 9 – Exercise (a game changer)

Matthew 11:12 ESV

“From the days of John the Baptist until now the kingdom of heaven has suffered violence, and the violent take it by force.”

My belief is that the heavens (at least one of the three heavens) are the collective consciousness of mankind. Your mind is either sanctified by the Word of Christ or the Government (violent men) program you with material desires and what not through the BBC.

So the battle is in the mind…

No wonder this verse says that physical training is of some use, even after saying Godliness!

Why? If the battle is in the mind then physical exercise will keep your mind healthy.

1 Timothy 4:8‭-‬9 NIV

“For physical training is of some value, but godliness has value for all things, holding promise for both the present life and the life to come. This is a trustworthy saying that deserves full acceptance.”

Get a load of those endorphins after a good run. It feels super and you can think straight.

Running for aerobic. Pilates for your core which is very strengthening. Either chin ups or press ups for upper body.

If you have a disability that means it is hard for you to exercise, then reading a few Psalms and Proverbs and a prayer first to protect you spiritually, explore mindfulness. It clearly states in this blog the warnings of how witchcraft will without doubt damage your soul, therefore do to not be tempted when you reach new levels of consciousness. Done right, you will get chicken soup for your soul.

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Ches ATM – kingdom hearts

  • HIV needle deliberately placed on side of skatepark where young people are at risk.
  • The homeless are being oppressed.
  • Witchraft is rife and is messing up peoples lives.
  • Other stuff too.

Do not forget that Jesus is in complete control because of the cross and the enemy is on a leash. Trials and hard times make us stronger in our relationship with the Lord.

Church and me included. We have to examine our hearts i.e. young person at risk of HIV then aids for the rest of their life or lets watch Eastenders tonight. Psychology Brothers and Sisters, is a worldly discipline. Fine use it when you need it, but remember what it is.

EWF. Examine your Heart. Be Wise. Be Faithful.

Heart – Consider what actually motivates your actions e.g. giving the homeless food in order to look good or because you love them.

Wise – DONT pickup needles. Report it and be Wise.

Faithful – Read and learn your bible for faith and actually do what it says.

Government and minions harrasing me so if I am locked up soon you heard it here and know why. It is because they do not understand. I forgive them. This paragraph helps me. I am not Jesus but I experience to a much lesser degree some of the stuff that happened to him. All Christians do.

Security of this site targeted.

A Christian once said: “If we as Christians are not in some way given a hard time then what does this say about our spiritual condition?”

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Big Lesson 3 – Storms (Word foundation & do what Dad says)

“Why do you call me ‘Lord, Lord,’ and not do what I tell you? Everyone who comes to me and hears my words and does them, I will show you what he is like: he is like a man building a house, who dug deep and laid the foundation on the rock. And when a flood arose, the stream broke against that house and could not shake it, because it had been well built. But the one who hears and does not do them is like a man who built a house on the ground without a foundation. When the stream broke against it, immediately it fell, and the ruin of that house was great.” Luke 6:46‭-‬49 ESV

When storms come (e.g. a rotten Brexit), stand on the Word of God and be wise by doing what the Word says. Then you will thrive and not just survive.

That is what I did in my tribulation and He gave me 14 Big Lessons. Do the same and you will be fine.

NB. You need faith to receive wisdom so read your bible and even better praise Jesus to get the highest level of faith.

“For the Lord gives wisdom; from his mouth come knowledge and understanding” Proverbs 2:6 ESV