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Spiritual warfare

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People are desperate and afraid because of Brexit therefore they turn to unhealthy things like witchcraft for hope and protection.

Look at the media for clues e.g. I saw the “Take a Break” magazine cover the other day and it is riddled with it. Spells, horoscopes, horror films and more! This will rot your soul and take away your hope instead.

Not that it is wrong to take a break and relax πŸ™‚

Witchcraft is detestable to God and it hurts kids and breaks up relationships. It makes God furious (Jesus), it ruins peoples lives (Others) and it steals your soul (You). It hurts the JOY in this world and I hate it with a passion.

How to defend yourself:

  • Praise Jesus. Praise is the highest level of faith.
  • Read your bible. Faith comes through hearing and hearing through the word of God. Jesus is the Word.
  • Serve God in actions. This really helps as it gives you the breastplate of righteousness.
  • Get yourself wisdom and understanding. Understanding cuts through the lies of witchcraft like a hot knife through butter.
  • Sensibly listen to Christian heavy metal like “Seventh day slumber”, do some press ups and have some frickin courage!
  • Learn about spiritual warfare from very trust worthy sources and become a spiritual soldier.

Example of withcraft abuse from neighbour:

Neighbour looks over the fence of your house, pretends not to see you and then gives you subtle verbal abuse after you say hello e.g. a condescending but polite pronouciation of your name. Witches are clever and use psychology. Later in conversation they subtly remind you of a failure you made at work this week. Your esteem is low now. Witch says to you “here take this turkish delight, I don’t like it”.

You back inside and leave the sweets on the kitchen unit for few hours as you think about the job failure and your neighbour also as you sit on a kitchen chair looking at the sweets.

She has a spiritual connection to you through an object now and can plant whispers in your mind e.g. drink alcohol to escape the hurt of the job failure. Every day she talks to you over the fence and it gets deeper and deeper until the pile of empty bottles of gin gets higher and higher.

Tommy does not have a Dad anymore.

This is illegal in Israel.

Proverbs 4:18‭-‬19 ESV “But the path of the righteous is like the light of dawn, which shines brighter and brighter until full day. The way of the wicked is like deep darkness; they do not know over what they stumble.”

Bless you,


What better way to end the day than by raising your imaginary Moses staff, praising Jesus and asking for all the enemies seeds sown at night to not take root so that the world will be a better place for the gospel tomorrow.

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Big Lesson 4 – Understanding (the DUWD)

You are being mental health raped or generaly psychologicaly persecuted by the Government because you are a Christian….

You have mental knots in your mind. Worries and questions unanswered all floating about in your noggin. This drains your energy and fills you with anxiety and fear that effects your faith negatively.

DUWD = Don’t Understand then Write it Down

Whats that?

I will tell you. Get an A4 bit of paper and write down at the top the question that has been plaguing your thoughts for days. Draw a line down the middle of the page with yes and no at the top on either side.

Write down the reasons for yes and no on each side and give each one a score from 1 to 10 on how valid it is.

Add up the score at the bottom and you have an answer.

If you did it well then you will see something obvious like 50:12 and have no more worries.

If it niggles you after that then put it in a stronghold buster. There is a post for that on this blog.

Thanks Theresa, waffle chops πŸ’›πŸ«

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Big Lesson 5 – Hebrews 12:5-6 (caring discipline)

Check out the cover of this book:
Your heavenly Father God can be cuddly as it says in Romans 8, Abba Father (means Daddy God) with you on His lap.

There is also His tough love that teaches you to be strong so you can cope with life better. This kind of love is prudent e.g. when you put your hand too close to the fire place you get a smack on your wrist from Dad but you never burn your hand again for the rest of your life.

Hebrews 12:5‭-‬6 ESV

“And have you forgotten the exhortation that addresses you as sons? “My son, do not regard lightly the discipline of the Lord, nor be weary when reproved by him. For the Lord disciplines the one he loves, and chastises every son whom he receives.””

When things go wrong, ask yourself the question, is God disciplining me for something I have done wrong?

Maybe He has been trying to tell you for ages and you had been suffering lots but you did not change as you did not know.

If you start asking, finding out through prayer and then repenting of whatever it is, you will start to have a much more successful and joyful life. He is raising you as His child.

God is love and He will love you however He can in whatever situation or place you are in, in order to help you.

N.B; the book mentioned above is amazing. The Father figure is the most vital relationship you can have therefore this book will significantly strengthen your Christian walk i.e. people say “he knows the Father”.

The Father is greater than Jesus and He is the sovereign ruler of the whole universe.

A nice old hymn about your Father in heaven:

Father God I wonder how I managed to exist without the knowledge of your parenthood and your loving care.

But now I am your son, I am adopted in your family, I can never be alone as Father God your here beside me.

I will sing your praises.

I will sing your praises.

I will sing your praises for forever more.

You are His biological child and He can never let you go.

He is outside of time and knows the future perfectly thus He is perfectly powerful.

He is God thus He can pause time, rearrange things and then press play again e.g.

  • World war 1 1914 Christmas truce football match.
  • Joshua 10:13 when the sun stopped (how we measure time).

Selah. You are safe child πŸ’›

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Big Lesson 6 – Your talking device

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What you say with your mouth can get you out of trouble or into trouble therefore we need to be wise.

I have given examples of how the book of Proverbs teaches us to use our words wisely.

The book of Proverbs is a whole book within the sixty six books of the bible that is devoted to wisdom.

If times of persecution come then you need to know what not to say, what to say and also how to say it e.g. you do not tell an aggressive thug where to go.


Proverbs 18:21

“Life and death are in the power of the tongue and those who love it will eat of it’s fruit”.


The words that come out of our mouths are so so important and powerful. The Father that said “I love you, please listen to me” kept his son from a night out with bad company that would have cost him his son’s life.


Proverbs 12:19

“Truthful lips endure forever but a lying tongue is but for a moment”.

You tell one lie and it got you what you wanted, you get addicted straight away and in a moment you cannot keep track of the lies and you are exposed.
Just leave out the truth if you have to and it feels good being honest. Be clever in how you manage not to lie.


Proverbs 21:23

“Whoever keeps his mouth and his tongue keeps himself out of trouble.”

“I wonder what cannabis is like” says the lad sitting in the fast food restaurant whilst a dealer overhears. Offered and accepted two hours later, he develops mental health problems later on in life.


Shalom ☺
Be careful please πŸ’›

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Big Lesson 7 – Pacing it (Proverbs 16:32)

Proverbs 16:32 has probably been the most useful Proverb in my life.

Proverbs 16:32 ESV

“Better a patient man than a warrior, one who holds his temper than one who takes a city”

Man means mankind and so this includes woman. Some translations say patient person.

“Better a patient man than a warrior”. It is true, the pen is greater than the sword e.g. do not kick your neighbours door down and swear at them as their music is too loud. Be patient and persevere with a complaint to the council. Then you will not be arrested and instead your neighbour will be arrested.

“One who holds his temper than one who takes a city”. Did you get that, a whole city. No wonder patience is considered a virtue.

Discipline yourself to be patient. Research it from a valid range of sources in order to get a reliable answer. Then practice it as it is a game changer in tribulation.

NB. Verses are like power pellets by the way. Learn some good verses that apply to your life. Think of the verse that applies in any situation and you will find that you do better as you have just swallowed a power pellet.

In the case of this post you can think of Proverbs 16:32 when you are in a super market queue.

PFPI – Pray For Pacing It. To remember Pray For PIe.

Yummy apple PIe! πŸ₯§

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Big Lesson 8 – Rationing (life or lock up)

So the UK has gone completely upside down after Brexit…

You run to the forest with your Brothers and Sisters for santuary.

Once a week you sneak into town to get your dried pasta, beetroot, coffee mate and other superfood rations.

You write down in a diary what you can have each day for the week so you do not run out…

Your depressed and crying, you want to escape your pain so you comfort eat…

You have used your rations and now you have to journey back into town again….

You are not prepared and you lose your nerve when minions harass you in a supermarket queue. They set you up and now your in a cell for no less than the maximum number of hours because you believe in Jesus.

I learnt this the hard way so you don’t have to. Ration and stick to it.

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Alternate Nostril Breathing (ANB) to prevent sealing of frontal lobe

I will just say first that praising Jesus is the best way to avoid the mark.

Don’t be scared of this post. Fear and excitement are very similar therefore you can switch it in your mind easily to be excited instead when you are afraid.

Alternate Nostril Breathing (ANB) can be used as a form of relaxation also. Just incase it is not the end of the world lol.

Fear and excitement are similar emotions thus you can switch your fear to excitement at any time e.g. in awe, witness the miracles of God like lightning strike people who carry out evil deeds. Sounds fair.

The last book of the 66 books in the bible is Revelation.

This book uses symbolic language to explain end times and how God will rescue His children and bring them into heaven.

This is the last battle that will occur ever. CS Lewis in the Chronicles of Narnia made this the last of the Chronicles and called this book “The last battle”. This book is written for children so that they can understand appropriately. The metaphors made explain the Gospel e.g. Aslan the lion being Jesus.

In this battle the devil will try and stop you getting to heaven. Revelation speaks of people being given the mark of the beast AKA the mark of the devil. That is sealed with the mark for destruction.

Revelation 13:16 (ESV)

‘Also it causes all, both small and great, both rich and poor, both free and slave, to be marked on the right hand or the forehead, ‘

Why? Your frontal lobe is where your imagination is. The mark is on your frontal lobe and consists of your imagination being sealed up completely.

Alternate Nostril Breathing frees up your frontal lobe:

  1. You put your two fingers nearest your thumb between your eyebrows and on your forehead.
  2. Put your thumb on one nostril to seal it.
  3. Breath out of the open nostril and then in for the count of eight each way.
  4. Hold both nostrils for four second.
  5. Hold other nostril with little finger and breath out of the open nostril and then in for the count of eight each way.
  6. Ten repetions or as many needed to stop the mark. You will be able to tell.

NB. Look at the rude hand gesture that it makes, that points away from your imagination location. Just a clue. What is the actual meaning of that hand gesture. πŸ™‚

Christians you say that you are safe from the mark. That is true, but what if with a bit of faith and understanding, ANB is one of the things that you can use can to be safe.

Praising Jesus is the main thing to do and the difference this makes is tangible. Think thoughts of praise in your mind if you are in a dangerous situation. A good pastor once told me that if you can praise God in a difficult situation then it shows you are a strong Christian.

Reading a story book helps too. Gets the imagination going again.

Christians have been known to sing praise aloud before being fed to lions so it is your call about praising Jesus in your mind. Makes for a tastier Christian.

NB. I would never add or take from the words of the bible. I offer this advice through my experience of being persecuted by the system.

Look at the music artist Byork’s album covers and read about how the system (media in this case) gave her red mist i.e. you see red mist when you are angry and then you go for people. The system tried to stop her beautiful and imaginative music by enraging her.

A sacred place that I want to protect is a blog post that discusses the imagination also:

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Super present – bike down hill, fold, bus up

Lets go downhilling BSA style!
Yes boss!

Fold up bikes are great for bus and train. Wisely choose a good quality one that is not too pricey.
Get your tyres pumped up solid and go for a ride down and a hill and along flat which is more pleasant than up hill, fold your bike and get the bus back up the hill.

Proverbs 3:17 ESV

“Her ways are ways of pleasantness, and all her paths are peace.”

Always bring a puncture repair kit and a spare inner tube if you are able to mend punctures. Pay for slime to be put in your tyres at a bike shop if you cannot repair punctures. It seals the puncture holes as you go along as the air from the hole binds the slime. Slime binding πŸ˜‹
Helmet, lights and high visibility jacket too obviously.

The law states that it is up to the bus driver’s discretion if you can bring the fold up bike onto the bus or not. Basicaly, if you spend about Β£150 first hand on a fold up bike or get a second hand one that was worth that much, then you will get one that can be compact enough e.g. pedals that fold inward.

I had an old banger of a fold up bike that I got in a charity shop. One grumpy bus driver said no and I chatted to another bus driver about the youth of today after he let me on. Ah, when I was a lad we had downhill contests on our penny farthings πŸ˜‹

This post is especially relevant if you are elderely.

What a super present for the one you love.

I want you to enjoy Summer when it comes along. It is all about staying healthy and enjoying the sunshine. I have said a few things in another blog post about how the sunshine can help you:

Vampire culling

Slarlom, oops er shalom ☺

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Fire and water

Audio version of this blog post πŸ’›
An explosion of light in the invisible world


What happens when you add more fire to fire?

It burns hotter.

What happens when you put water on the fire?

The fire stops.


Do we fight hate with more hate?

The fighting increases and you and your enemies suffer more.

Do we quench hate with love?

“But I say to you, Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you,”
Matthew 5:44 ESV

I know it is hard but pray for help to do it. Pray that one day you can do it if you cannot do it now.

When you forgive, you are released from a spiritual pickle.

What I mean is, the person who hurt you has forgotten about it and is happy but you are still upset and hurt inside.

If you forgive, the hurt disappears and your will be released. It is amazing how tangible it can be sometimes. I have forgiven before and then my physical state changes significantly i.e. the tension in my muscles vanishes and my posture straightens up.

Read the parable of the unjust manager. It is basicly saying that if Jesus forgave us for our big million pound debt, then we should forgive our enemy of their ten pound debt.

Forgiveness is so vital folks.

I am sick of all the evil in this world. I wish we could all just get on ❀

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A sacred place that I want to protect

Audio explanation of this blog post
Einstein said this is anyone’s power but be careful of karma

Your frontal lobe in your brain is where your imagination is, the place where the heavenlies are for you, the place where you run away to Abba Father as a child – a sacred place.

It is the place that witches and other such minions obviously try and target.
Having funny imaginations is absolutely fine and just like Elijah at mount Carmel, if you mock their magic (you can do this in your imaginations) and have a good chuckle, it’s power will be brought to it’s knees.

Brothers and Sisters, smoking is not a sin but you would be much happier off of them and so Jesus would be happy for you too.

When you quit smoking, life feels so much richer, sometimes like when you were a child. The chemicals in cigarettes do not do your frontal lobe any good. Remember that is where your imagination is.

No smoking is by far the best way but if you want to cut down then quit then get a ecig but be very careful with your liquids please. Assess how it makes you feel after a few puffs please.

Buying a proper E-cigarette which costs about Β£100 (you can also get more affordable deals which are less):

β€’ 5000 unknown chemicals in cigarettes. Only 72 unknown in E-cig fluid.
β€’ Any flavour from strawberry to chocolate to jam donut.
β€’ Cut down nicotine levels over time easily by buying different levels in your liquid.
β€’ Changeable amount of vapour.
β€’ They have been out for a while now (“no one knows the long-term effects” is old now) and they are safe e.g. diactol which causes popcorn lung has been removed from the liquids.

This has got me off fags for two years and I have done a half-marathon. I puff on my E-cig like a chimney with 6mg nicotine in my fluids. Do not puff that much yourself please. I am highlighting that you can be fit on an ecig.

Print this stronghold buster out and use once a day for two months. Just read it – don’t struggle through it but do it:

In Jehovah Ratha’s name I affirm smoking hurts me and others a lot as it is a nasty habit therefore I will quit smoking so I can bless this temple of the Holy Spirit that has been bought with a price:

β€’ Feel fresher and more attractive
β€’ Smell nice
β€’ not be in slavery
β€’ more understanding thus less stress
β€’ have more money
β€’ holier to serve
β€’ enjoy e-cig flavours
β€’ life is richer
β€’ Smoking is nasty and destroys me
β€’ add other reasons you can think of

I smash my habit of smoking to pieces, in Jesus name!

Thank you Jesus that I will quit smoking and feel great as I can do all things in Christ who strengthens me.

Any problems after that then go to a pipe at least as the tobacco is less damaging.


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Mindfullness for Ches homeless & all (the last first into heaven)

If you are homeless, then after trusting in Jesus as your only Lord to protect you, mindfullness can be amazing to help you thrive and not just survive.
Mindfullness is a bit like meditation.

Chesterfield homeless, I want to give you so much food that you look twice as fat and happy as Buddha shown below (this is my aim):

Ommmm, ommm….

I use mindfullness for my mental health problems and it really works.

Buddha did metitation and he really knew how to chill out and if you are homeless then you can use it too.

Mindfullness which is meditation, can relax your mind. You can then make more complete decisions in order to thrive and not just survive e.g. having a delicious Β£1 latte, rollie and mini bible read in the morning  while watching the sun rise wearing warm clothes.

You breathe a relaxed satisfied hmmm as you have your belongings sorted out as they are spread around in secret stashes that you remember.

Once you have wrapped up well try mindfullness. Mindfullness and staying still will make your temperature drop a little bit so be ready.

Find a quiet spot in some woods or the park and get comfy. Then say a quick prayer to Jesus so that your mind is protected for your chill out time.

  • Get ready. Sit and relax your body for a couple of minutes. If you feel agitated then count down from 10 seconds or do 3 deep but slow breathes in and out.
  • Now relax your whole body and bring your focus to your feet. Let all the tensions go out from your feet until there is no tension at all.
  • Now do your ankles, shins and knees.
  • All your body parts all the way up to your hooter and head.
  • Now relax your whole body, sit and feel good for a while.
  • You feel like a slothe. Calm and ready to slowly do your next move in order to help yourself e.g. getting a tent donated to you πŸ™‚

Ultimately, Jesus controls how we feel, and He does not want us all tensed up and unhappy. He loves you and wants the best for you remember.

Anxiety in a man’s heart weighs him down, but a good word makes him glad. Proverbs 12:25 ESV (English Standard Version bible)

Shalom πŸ™‚

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Recent troubles in Ches

Last night at 1.20am I witnessed a serious crime. I saw five labradors (very organised, probably from London) break into Meadowfresh butchers and steal five crates of premium grade cumberland sausages.

After picking up their scent I managed to collar one of them and get a photograph. Like I say, they are very sophisticated. The one I caught looks just like a poodle:

If you have been a victim of organised labrador crime then please read my blog for practical advice on how to survive and continue to live a normal happy life in Jesus.

There are labradoodles now which could mean the end is nigh!

## Update; labradoodles have been rioting outside Mc Donalds and threatening a take over by force. I have been advised that you should give them Walls sausages to appease them. This could be our only hope of being able to continue eating big tasty burgers. If we run out of Walls sausages then we have nothing left than to beg the Lord for mercy.


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Ches homeless – silent demonstration & mental diary

First of all I apologise for recently venting publicly against fascism. Fascism is depraved but venting frustration is not a good example to others.

Silent demonstration

I have explained how the negative people of this world have a go at the good homeless people, in this this post:

Chesterfield homeless ratio principle

Guys I recommend that you use a peaceful but clever solution to fight back. A solution is silent demonstration e.g. a white person in a rascist country bravely does something like sit next to a black person on the bus every day to work and persists until people start examining their hearts about how wrong rascism is.

Honest homeless people, I know you try your best to survive and give up sometimes too, bless you, keep on and don’t give up, your loved. The bible says:

“Blessed are the poor in spirit as they will get to heaven”

I suggest you all wear something like a white ribbon or white bag tied to your backpack shoulder so it can be seen from the front in order to protest against people making you out as a fraud. I think the ratio of bad homeless frauds who copy this will not be able to hide their facial expressions as they will feel too guilty in their conscience and therefore will expose themselves in their facial expressions. Especially in front of good people.

I hope in time that this tactic works and gets the good homeless into shelters with warm food.

Mental diary

Good homeless people, at the end of the day I recommend that you think back on some of the positive events in the day e.g. having a coffee and a rolley or when someone dropped you a Β£20 to spend on something positive like a tent.

If you do this then your mind will be much better and you can then work clever and not hard. This means not gritting your teeth to get stuff done but instead being calm, clever and winning.

It is your choice but I suggest you pray to God who is Jesus. He loves you no matter what you have done (not that it is right to be naughty).

Pray for a house and family and to be given work and a better life where you can be happy. It is very possible and it can and does happen.

Bless you πŸ’›

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Chesterfield homeless ratio principle

The information in this post is true as I have experience in what is written. In other words, this is from the horses mouth as I have had conversations with the homeless, the police and I was a horse myself (homeless).

There is a ratio of good homeless people to bad homeless people (frauds) and what is important anyway is that they are flesh and blood just like us. Whoever reads this, that means you too with your salmon sandwich.

Read on but, see how we can help the homeless in this post: Ephesians 6 oh but the breastplate

This principle of good and bad ratio can be applied to everything and anyone e.g:

  • There is good and bad food on the super market shelves depending on where you shop. Shopping guide post: Shopping guide
  • Good and bad in the government but a small few good as you can see with Brexit’s problems. This post is for my opinion of Brexit: Love’s Brexit solution
  • Even good and bad in heavy metal e.g. Marilyn Manson’s demonic rage in fight song or Rage Against the Machine’s truth in the Guerilla radio song.

The bad in the government harass me using psychology types and financial persecution. I am squeeze persecuted. See the “Freedom?” post: Freedom?

They use people to briefly act as people in my past (personality types) in order to gather information to use against me. Psychology is the study of behavior and so they study me. N.B; they study your statistics on Facebook but that is another story.

The Government use the technique that Alistair McGowan used in the big impression on TV i.e have an image in your mind of the person you want to copy and then you can do an impression to mock them.

Good homeless people are being persecuted in this way too e.g. deformation of character through this type psychology. A homeless person who I wont name for safety has had types put in place to look like him but coming out of a nice house and wearing nice clothes in order to make him out as a fraud.

This is all part of the council’s heavy handed and uncaring way of getting the homeless of the streets so that it looks more attractive for tourism and trade.

Which leads me to say that a lot of the homeless in this town are truly frauds with flats and they still get into the shelters and get the food, which means the good ones shiver and get hungry outside.

The bad in the police get fed up with the whole homeless mess

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There is good in the police too remember.

Brexxit IMO indirectly encourages anti-Semitism and also anti-diversity. See the news and compare your sources to find a true answer.

Jesus said:

“Father forgive them as they know not what they do”

At the same time that nails were being banged through His wrists. Therefore who are we not to forgive all this mess I have written about when He forgives us.

More hate just fuels the fire and more people get hurt anyway, including yourself. Fire and water post: Fire and water

Good homeless, I suggest that you wear distinctive clothing and think how you can get round the problem I have written about above.

People in charge of towns, cities and the church, we need wisdom please. Pray for a spirit of wisdom and get into reading Proverbs which is wisdom literature (a whole big book of the bible devoted to wisdom). Just understand the true riddle of a few Proverbs a day. Don’t read a whole chapter.


  • Examine your heart. Look at the motivations deep inside your heart.
  • be Wise, read those Proverbs.
  • be Faithful. Read your bible for faith. Love your neighbor (the greatest commandment).

We fight back with love and we love with wisdom.

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Love’s Brexit solution

Brexit’s friendly badger

What if all these grumpy people in parliament indirectly and unknowingly bring this nation togethor in love and also set a pattern for other nations to do so too?

All their having a go at each other and making silly rules that evidently don’t work, leads this country into a right pickle. Squidgy piglets, the lot of them.

But is it such a pickle in the long run? What if this nation is forced into a situation where we will need to help each other as things get so bad.

Anyway, half of the country got what they did not want in the vote and if it works or not, the main problem IMO is the anxiety and fear that surrounds the whole blummin thing. It would have worked either way if it was not for the fear and anxiety.

This is the same thinking but suited better to the more academic sort:

Romans 8:28 “And we know in all things, God works for the good of those who love him, those who are called according to his purpose.”

So maybe the Brexiter’s will be part of the “all things”.

I said it before and I will say it again. We need the Lord Jesus on our side as in our own strength we are just naughty naughty no matter how hard we try.

He loves you unconditionaly no matter how naughty we have been so just pray and mean this:

“Lord Jesus I realise I am a human and I struggle with being naughty, you said in your love letter (the bible), that you would forgive me. Please forgive me and help me to be a better person and love my neighbour. Jesus I believe you are God and that you rose from the dead after the cross where you died for my sins”.

Let’s learn to love our neighbour in this time of pickle. We may see another way of life and so end up better than we were with the riches we had before Brexit i.e. we will be drinking chicken soup for our souls and not bloating over lobster.

You can turn fear to excitement by the way. They are emotions that are not very far from each other. You can switch it in your mind.

Check out this post too. It will help you with any worry about the news:


This is important; we all love complaining about Brexit (including me πŸ˜‹), but lets add discussion of solutions to our conversations too.