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Big Lesson 7 – Pacing it (Proverbs 16:32)

Proverbs 16:32 has probably been the most useful Proverb in my life.

Proverbs 16:32 ESV

“Better a patient man than a warrior, one who holds his temper than one who takes a city”

Man means mankind and so this includes woman. Some translations say patient person.

“Better a patient man than a warrior”. It is true, the pen is greater than the sword e.g. do not kick your neighbours door down and swear at them as their music is too loud. Be patient and persevere with a complaint to the council. Then you will not be arrested and instead your neighbour will be arrested.

“One who holds his temper than one who takes a city”. Did you get that, a whole city. No wonder patience is considered a virtue.

Discipline yourself to be patient. Research it from a valid range of sources in order to get a reliable answer. Then practice it as it is a game changer in tribulation.

NB. Verses are like power pellets by the way. Learn some good verses that apply to your life. Think of the verse that applies in any situation and you will find that you do better as you have just swallowed a power pellet.

In the case of this post you can think of Proverbs 16:32 when you are in a super market queue.

PFPI – Pray For Pacing It. To remember Pray For PIe.

Yummy apple PIe! πŸ₯§

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Big Lesson 8 – Rationing (life or lock up)

So the UK has gone completely upside down after Brexit…

You run to the forest with your Brothers and Sisters for santuary.

Once a week you sneak into town to get your dried pasta, beetroot, coffee mate and other superfood rations.

You write down in a diary what you can have each day for the week so you do not run out…

Your depressed and crying, you want to escape your pain so you comfort eat…

You have used your rations and now you have to journey back into town again….

You are not prepared and you lose your nerve when minions harass you in a supermarket queue. They set you up and now your in a cell for no less than the maximum number of hours because you believe in Jesus.

I learnt this the hard way so you don’t have to. Ration and stick to it.

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Super present – bike down hill, fold, bus up

Yes boss!

Fold up bikes are great for bus and train. Wisely choose a good quality one that is not too pricey.
Get your tyres pumped up solid and go for a ride down and a hill and along flat which is more pleasant than up hill, fold your bike and get the bus back up the hill.

Proverbs 3:17 ESV

“Her ways are ways of pleasantness, and all her paths are peace.”

Always bring a puncture repair kit and a spare inner tube if you are able to mend punctures. Pay for slime to be put in your tyres at a bike shop if you cannot repair punctures. It seals the puncture holes as you go along as the air from the hole binds the slime. Slime binding πŸ˜‹
Helmet, lights and high visibility jacket too obviously.

The law states that it is up to the bus driver’s discretion if you can bring the fold up bike onto the bus or not. Basicaly, if you spend about Β£150 first hand on a fold up bike or get a second hand one that was worth that much, then you will get one that can be compact enough e.g. pedals that fold inward.

I had an old banger of a fold up bike that I got in a charity shop. One grumpy bus driver said no and I chatted to another bus driver about the youth of today after he let me on. Ah, when I was a lad we had downhill contests on our penny farthings πŸ˜‹

This post is especially relevant if you are elderely.

What a super present for the one you love.

I want you to enjoy Summer when it comes along. It is all about staying healthy and enjoying the sunshine. I have said a few things in another blog post about how the sunshine can help you:

Vampire culling

Slarlom, oops er shalom ☺

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Fire and water

An explosion of light in the invisible world

 

What happens when you add more fire to fire?

It burns hotter.

What happens when you put water on the fire?

The fire stops.

So….

Do we fight hate with more hate?

The fighting increases and you and your enemies suffer more.

Do we quench hate with love?

“But I say to you, Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you,”
Matthew 5:44 ESV

I know it is hard but pray for help to do it. Pray that one day you can do it if you cannot do it now.

When you forgive, you are released from a spiritual pickle.

What I mean is, the person who hurt you has forgotten about it and is happy but you are still upset and hurt inside.

If you forgive, the hurt disappears and your will be released. It is amazing how tangible it can be sometimes. I have forgiven before and then my physical state changes significantly i.e. the tension in my muscles vanishes and my posture straightens up.

Read the parable of the unjust manager. It is basicly saying that if Jesus forgave us for our big million pound debt, then we should forgive our enemy of their ten pound debt.

Forgiveness is so vital folks.

I am sick of all the evil in this world. I wish we could all just get on ❀

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A sacred place that I want to protect

Audio explanation of this blog post
Einstein said this is anyone’s power but be careful of karma

Your frontal lobe in your brain is where your imagination is, the place where the heavenlies are for you, the place where you run away to Abba Father as a child – a sacred place.

It is the place that witches and other such minions obviously try and target.
Having funny imaginations is absolutely fine and just like Elijah at mount Carmel, if you mock their magic (you can do this in your imaginations) and have a good chuckle, it’s power will be brought to it’s knees.

Brothers and Sisters, smoking is not a sin but you would be much happier off of them and so Jesus would be happy for you too.

When you quit smoking, life feels so much richer, sometimes like when you were a child. The chemicals in cigarettes do not do your frontal lobe any good. Remember that is where your imagination is.

No smoking is by far the best way but if you want to cut down then quit then get a ecig but be very careful with your liquids please. Assess how it makes you feel after a few puffs please.

Buying a proper E-cigarette which costs about Β£100 (you can also get more affordable deals which are less):

β€’ 5000 unknown chemicals in cigarettes. Only 72 unknown in E-cig fluid.
β€’ Any flavour from strawberry to chocolate to jam donut.
β€’ Cut down nicotine levels over time easily by buying different levels in your liquid.
β€’ Changeable amount of vapour.
β€’ They have been out for a while now (“no one knows the long-term effects” is old now) and they are safe e.g. diactol which causes popcorn lung has been removed from the liquids.

This has got me off fags for two years and I have done a half-marathon. I puff on my E-cig like a chimney with 6mg nicotine in my fluids. Do not puff that much yourself please. I am highlighting that you can be fit on an ecig.

Print this stronghold buster out and use once a day for two months. Just read it – don’t struggle through it but do it:

In Jehovah Ratha’s name I affirm smoking hurts me and others a lot as it is a nasty habit therefore I will quit smoking so I can bless this temple of the Holy Spirit that has been bought with a price:

β€’ Feel fresher and more attractive
β€’ Smell nice
β€’ not be in slavery
β€’ more understanding thus less stress
β€’ have more money
β€’ holier to serve
β€’ enjoy e-cig flavours
β€’ life is richer
β€’ Smoking is nasty and destroys me
β€’ add other reasons you can think of

I smash my habit of smoking to pieces, in Jesus name!

Thank you Jesus that I will quit smoking and feel great as I can do all things in Christ who strengthens me.
Amen

Any problems after that then go to a pipe at least as the tobacco is less damaging.

Shalom

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Mindfullness for Ches homeless & all (the last first into heaven)

If you are homeless, then after trusting in Jesus as your only Lord to protect you, mindfullness can be amazing to help you thrive and not just survive.
Mindfullness is a bit like meditation.

Chesterfield homeless, I want to give you so much food that you look twice as fat and happy as Buddha shown below (this is my aim):

Ommmm, ommm….

I use mindfullness for my mental health problems and it really works.

Buddha did metitation and he really knew how to chill out and if you are homeless then you can use it too.

Mindfullness which is meditation, can relax your mind. You can then make more complete decisions in order to thrive and not just survive e.g. having a delicious Β£1 latte, rollie and mini bible read in the morning  while watching the sun rise wearing warm clothes.

You breathe a relaxed satisfied hmmm as you have your belongings sorted out as they are spread around in secret stashes that you remember.

Once you have wrapped up well try mindfullness. Mindfullness and staying still will make your temperature drop a little bit so be ready.

Find a quiet spot in some woods or the park and get comfy. Then say a quick prayer to Jesus so that your mind is protected for your chill out time.

  • Get ready. Sit and relax your body for a couple of minutes. If you feel agitated then count down from 10 seconds or do 3 deep but slow breathes in and out.
  • Now relax your whole body and bring your focus to your feet. Let all the tensions go out from your feet until there is no tension at all.
  • Now do your ankles, shins and knees.
  • All your body parts all the way up to your hooter and head.
  • Now relax your whole body, sit and feel good for a while.
  • You feel like a slothe. Calm and ready to slowly do your next move in order to help yourself e.g. getting a tent donated to you πŸ™‚

Ultimately, Jesus controls how we feel, and He does not want us all tensed up and unhappy. He loves you and wants the best for you remember.


Anxiety in a man’s heart weighs him down, but a good word makes him glad. Proverbs 12:25 ESV (English Standard Version bible)

Shalom πŸ™‚

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Recent troubles in Ches

Last night at 1.20am I witnessed a serious crime. I saw five labradors (very organised, probably from London) break into Meadowfresh butchers and steal five crates of premium grade cumberland sausages.

After picking up their scent I managed to collar one of them and get a photograph. Like I say, they are very sophisticated. The one I caught looks just like a poodle:

If you have been a victim of organised labrador crime then please read my blog for practical advice on how to survive and continue to live a normal happy life in Jesus.

There are labradoodles now which could mean the end is nigh!

## Update; labradoodles have been rioting outside Mc Donalds and threatening a take over by force. I have been advised that you should give them Walls sausages to appease them. This could be our only hope of being able to continue eating big tasty burgers. If we run out of Walls sausages then we have nothing left than to beg the Lord for mercy.

πŸ˜‹πŸ•

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Ches homeless – silent demonstration & mental diary

First of all I apologise for recently venting publicly against fascism. Fascism is depraved but venting frustration is not a good example to others.

Silent demonstration

I have explained how the negative people of this world have a go at the good homeless people, in this this post:

Chesterfield homeless ratio principle

Guys I recommend that you use a peaceful but clever solution to fight back. A solution is silent demonstration e.g. a white person in a rascist country bravely does something like sit next to a black person on the bus every day to work and persists until people start examining their hearts about how wrong rascism is.

Honest homeless people, I know you try your best to survive and give up sometimes too, bless you, keep on and don’t give up, your loved. The bible says:

“Blessed are the poor in spirit as they will get to heaven”

I suggest you all wear something like a white ribbon or white bag tied to your backpack shoulder so it can be seen from the front in order to protest against people making you out as a fraud. I think the ratio of bad homeless frauds who copy this will not be able to hide their facial expressions as they will feel too guilty in their conscience and therefore will expose themselves in their facial expressions. Especially in front of good people.

I hope in time that this tactic works and gets the good homeless into shelters with warm food.

Mental diary

Good homeless people, at the end of the day I recommend that you think back on some of the positive events in the day e.g. having a coffee and a rolley or when someone dropped you a Β£20 to spend on something positive like a tent.

If you do this then your mind will be much better and you can then work clever and not hard. This means not gritting your teeth to get stuff done but instead being calm, clever and winning.

It is your choice but I suggest you pray to God who is Jesus. He loves you no matter what you have done (not that it is right to be naughty).

Pray for a house and family and to be given work and a better life where you can be happy. It is very possible and it can and does happen.

Bless you πŸ’›

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Chesterfield homeless ratio principle

The information in this post is true as I have experience in what is written. In other words, this is from the horses mouth as I have had conversations with the homeless, the police and I was a horse myself (homeless).

There is a ratio of good homeless people to bad homeless people (frauds) and what is important anyway is that they are flesh and blood just like us. Whoever reads this, that means you too with your salmon sandwich.

Read on but, see how we can help the homeless in this post: Ephesians 6 oh but the breastplate

This principle of good and bad ratio can be applied to everything and anyone e.g:

  • There is good and bad food on the super market shelves depending on where you shop. Shopping guide post: Shopping guide
  • Good and bad in the government but a small few good as you can see with Brexit’s problems. This post is for my opinion of Brexit: Love’s Brexit solution
  • Even good and bad in heavy metal e.g. Marilyn Manson’s demonic rage in fight song or Rage Against the Machine’s truth in the Guerilla radio song.

The bad in the government harass me using psychology types and financial persecution. I am squeeze persecuted. See the “Freedom?” post: Freedom?

They use people to briefly act as people in my past (personality types) in order to gather information to use against me. Psychology is the study of behavior and so they study me. N.B; they study your statistics on Facebook but that is another story.

The Government use the technique that Alistair McGowan used in the big impression on TV i.e have an image in your mind of the person you want to copy and then you can do an impression to mock them.

Good homeless people are being persecuted in this way too e.g. deformation of character through this type psychology. A homeless person who I wont name for safety has had types put in place to look like him but coming out of a nice house and wearing nice clothes in order to make him out as a fraud.

This is all part of the council’s heavy handed and uncaring way of getting the homeless of the streets so that it looks more attractive for tourism and trade.

Which leads me to say that a lot of the homeless in this town are truly frauds with flats and they still get into the shelters and get the food, which means the good ones shiver and get hungry outside.

The bad in the police get fed up with the whole homeless mess

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There is good in the police too remember.

Brexxit IMO indirectly encourages anti-Semitism and also anti-diversity. See the news and compare your sources to find a true answer.

Jesus said:

“Father forgive them as they know not what they do”

At the same time that nails were being banged through His wrists. Therefore who are we not to forgive all this mess I have written about when He forgives us.

More hate just fuels the fire and more people get hurt anyway, including yourself. Fire and water post: Fire and water

Good homeless, I suggest that you wear distinctive clothing and think how you can get round the problem I have written about above.

People in charge of towns, cities and the church, we need wisdom please. Pray for a spirit of wisdom and get into reading Proverbs which is wisdom literature (a whole big book of the bible devoted to wisdom). Just understand the true riddle of a few Proverbs a day. Don’t read a whole chapter.

EWF:

  • Examine your heart. Look at the motivations deep inside your heart.
  • be Wise, read those Proverbs.
  • be Faithful. Read your bible for faith. Love your neighbor (the greatest commandment).

We fight back with love and we love with wisdom.

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Love’s Brexit solution

Brexit’s friendly badger

What if all these grumpy people in parliament indirectly and unknowingly bring this nation togethor in love and also set a pattern for other nations to do so too?

All their having a go at each other and making silly rules that evidently don’t work, leads this country into a right pickle. Squidgy piglets, the lot of them.

But is it such a pickle in the long run? What if this nation is forced into a situation where we will need to help each other as things get so bad.

Anyway, half of the country got what they did not want in the vote and if it works or not, the main problem IMO is the anxiety and fear that surrounds the whole blummin thing. It would have worked either way if it was not for the fear and anxiety.

This is the same thinking but suited better to the more academic sort:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Politico-media_complex

Romans 8:28 “And we know in all things, God works for the good of those who love him, those who are called according to his purpose.”

So maybe the Brexiter’s will be part of the “all things”.

I said it before and I will say it again. We need the Lord Jesus on our side as in our own strength we are just naughty naughty no matter how hard we try.

He loves you unconditionaly no matter how naughty we have been so just pray and mean this:

“Lord Jesus I realise I am a human and I struggle with being naughty, you said in your love letter (the bible), that you would forgive me. Please forgive me and help me to be a better person and love my neighbour. Jesus I believe you are God and that you rose from the dead after the cross where you died for my sins”.

Let’s learn to love our neighbour in this time of pickle. We may see another way of life and so end up better than we were with the riches we had before Brexit i.e. we will be drinking chicken soup for our souls and not bloating over lobster.

You can turn fear to excitement by the way. They are emotions that are not very far from each other. You can switch it in your mind.

Check out this post too. It will help you with any worry about the news:

NEIBIT

This is important; we all love complaining about Brexit (including me πŸ˜‹), but lets add discussion of solutions in our conversations and actually do it e.g. forgiving each other.

Also, when we have these conversations, the conversations should be civilized adult conversations where it not about “me being heard” all the time, but listening to your fellow man’s point of view too.

Please let us not be illiberal liberals by saying we tolerate all Gods and then get grumpy wumps at Jesus followers. That logic is faulty.

Selah

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People in pain

I will start by being positive and say that if we help the poor and the needy then God will help us. This is because He wants to encourage us to love each other and does not want people in pain:

“give, and it will be given to you. Good measure, pressed down, shaken together, running over, will be put into your lap. For with the measure you use it will be measured back to you.”
Luke 6:38 ESV

We should do the above in faith and with the right heart though e.g. pray for wisdom as to how you can help the needy and then do it in faith and with a selfless heart.

On the other hand Jesus (the lion of Judah as described in the Word) said that He can also love us in a tough love way:

  • See this post: Father – cuddly love OR tough love?
  • CS Lewis in the Chronicles of Narnia noted that Aslan (Jesus the lion of Judah) is not a tame lion.
  • Hebrews 12:5. A pharaphrase of this verse is that Jesus disciplines us if we are naughty because He loves us. It is to teach us and to nuture us. Just like when your Dad smacked your hand when you were little for putting it too near the fire. He saved you burning yourself for the rest of your life.

I am not the only one who is alone and afraid but see this post:

Freedom?

As a principle, other people can benefit from this post too. This is also sound biblical understanding so be cautious of your heart and see how you can genuinely love your neighbour which is the greatest commandment as it is the same as loving God.

Your a human and you were made to love so get healthy, happy and help someone in need.

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Power of the cuddle ❀

Quantum carbon fiber micro chips that take off, the mind bending psychology professor with a remarkably massive forehead, the latest temporary television star that is shaking your heart so much that you sprint down the road to buy Hello magazine. And then the old lady who you met by the bus stop one morning who gave you a hug because you were feeling down.

In my opinion the old lady wins straight away. Not that science, brains and some TV is not good. Do you remember how the hug felt though. Like you were touched by a small bit of heaven. Like deep down in your weary soul, some chicken soup was poured in.

In heaven it is just love as in heaven it is just God there. God is love. You just got a bit of heaven.

I believe Jesus is God.

“If I speak in the tongues of men and of angels, but have not love, I am a noisy gong or a clanging cymbal. And if I have prophetic powers, and understand all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have all faith, so as to remove mountains, but have not love, I am nothing. So now faith, hope, and love abide, these three; but the greatest of these is love.”
1 Corinthians 13:1‭-‬2‭, ‬13 ESV

N.B; old ladies please don’t put yourself at risk unnecessarily. I am sure you are good judges of character by now. Just as you do not laugh at a joke that is not funny, please do not force yourself to hug people. Let it occur naturally when the time is right.

Always love though.

This post we are on now is the water in this post:

Fire and water

A handbag weilded with years of ancient Chinese martial arts level precision is a force to be reckoned with. Heaven shakes…

Only messing πŸ™‚

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Freedom?

I do not want to blow my trumpet, but instead defend my freedom and give understanding.

I am a victim of sexual abuse and I ran the half-marathon for survivors.org after getting off the streets. Now I am a Street Pastor and also work independantly to help other homeless. A ran to the forest to escape the abuse. There, God gave me wisdom and understanding.

I will be honest. The system does not like God’s wisdom and would rather treat you as a number instead of teach you to love your neighbour. I am being haressed for this very reason.

If I am locked up soon then this post incriminates them.

I would dearly love to believe that there exists some good people in government. Theresa, could you show me please?

I am completely willing to have a civilized coffee and a chat. Maybe we could sort this mess out.

Yes, chocolate sprinkles please πŸ™‚

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Your authority in Christ

Did you know Christian Brother or Sister that when minions are persecuting you, be it verbal abuse, being drugged against your will or anything else, you can actually use your authority in Christ (providing you have faith) to make them or it stop instantly.

 

 

This is why:

“Behold, I have given you authority to tread on serpents and scorpions, and over all the power of the enemy, and nothing shall hurt you. Nevertheless, do not rejoice in this, that the spirits are subject to you, but rejoice that your names are written in heaven.”
Luke 10:19‭-‬20 ESV

 

This is how:

Think, believe and mean “in Jesus name I command you stop, in Jesus name!”. Now tap your foot or do something else appropriate to help confirm the belief (e.g. click fingers). Now think “thankyou Jesus they (or it) has stopped, amen”. Believe the Luke verse and wait for it to happen.

 

 

N.B; highest faith is praise but you cannot always do that even if you think of praise songs. Think these words “Jesus you are good” and mean it. A more rooted and constant faith comes from knowing the Word. I have said it before and will say it again:

“So faith comes from hearing, and hearing through the word of Christ.”
Romans 10:17 ESV

 

 

 

N.B; Click or tap foot but be wise and inventive e.g. clicking your finger in a muscly minions face will give you a nobbly nose if you do not have sufficient faith.

Pray to Jesus that He would help you to use your authority. Persevere and you will get it. He did not say Luke 10:19-20 as if it was not a present for you.

You will see some pretty cool things if you learn this.

 

 

Selah, it’s the belief that counts when you do it therefore it can be a calm command.

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Stronghold busters

Have you got a sin or bad habit that keeps on dragging you down spiritually when you succumb to it e.g.

  • Vanity and looking in the mirror too much to then pay in self-consciosness in public?
  • Or have you got a problem with forgiveness and feel bitter?
  • Have you got emotional hurt inside of you after past abuse?

A great remedy is the use of a stronghold buster (got this great idea from the Freedom In Christ book by Steve Goss by the way – search online, it’s great).

Let me briefly explain. A stronghold buster can take away a stronghold from inside of you (e.g. hurt from past abuse), by re-programming you with the use of the Word of God.

This is not brainwashing as you are not being fed only rice and you are not paying me Β£39.99 an hour in a 10 year contract. Anyway, the brainwashers are the kind of minions who put the strongholds there in the first place.

Example:

In Jesus name I affirm that I realise it is not good to be proud as Jesus said He opposes the proud but gives grace to the humble. I smash my pride to pieces in Jesus name!

Thank you Jesus that I will now be more humble, and because you are not grumpy at me anymore, I will not be gently prodded by you making me feel feel self-consious in public.

Amen

Browse to the link below to find a blog post that helps you to believe better that the stronghold buster works. Remember this too:

“And Jesus said to him, “‘If you can’! All things are possible for one who believes.””
Mark 9:23 ESV

Your authority in Christ

That is a simple template that you can adjust, but remember to use the Word of God inside of the text as Jesus said:

Hebrews 4:12 “the Word of God is living and active, sharper than any two edged sword, dissecting soul and spirit, joints and marrow and discerning the thoughts and intentions of the heart”.

N.B; the sword is spiritual and not a tangible sword.

When you say “In Jesus name!” believing it will happen and then thanking God, you are using your authority in Christ (Luke 10:19-20).

That verse says that this works, and I have said it before and I will say it again;

Jesus agrees with this verse and Jesus Himself is the Word which is the bible. You say then “but that authority thing does not work”. Then pray to grow in faith and God might tell you to learn His Word further. In time I am certain you will be able to use your authority if you grow in true faith in Christ:

Romans 10:17 “Faith comes through hearing and hearing through the Word of God. ”

Disclaimer; Jesus controls the heavenlies so you cannot just do a Stronghold Buster to get a Ferrari or a life times supply of chocolate, or a chocolate Ferrari.

Jesus clearly said He won’t and He decides (Ephesians 1:20-21). He will give you things that you need e.g. healing, peace, the assurance you are loved, desire to love others and things like sorting out the bullet points I made at the start.

Selah πŸ™‚